It all started with the infamous Elephant Cigarette Dispenser from 2005, which re-surfaced at a few of our exchanges and spawned many fights {even though none of us smoke}. We've also exchanged in the past: Bedroom Mood Meter {which was purchased for a dime at a garage sale}, Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, and a lot of wedding reject gift awesomeness like this and this.
So I'm having a virtual white elephant gift exchange and you're all invited. I'm taking out the game portion of the exchange and you get to just open your gifts now... so have at it, don't be shy:
- Yodeling Pickle
- Bacon Bandages
- Poo Calendar
- Poo Journal
- To-Do Tattoo
- Voo Doo Toothpick Holder
- Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
- Cat Butt Gum
- Comb-Over Magnets
- Inflatable Sandals
- Egg Separator
- Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
- Hilary Clinton Toilet Brush {reminds me... Joe, whatever happened to the Flaming Liberal Hilary Clinton Firestarter we gave you?}
- Trailer Park Cookbook
- Crime Scene Scarf
- Bacon vs. Tofu Bendie Action Figure Set
- Abe Lincoln Lollipops
- Snoop Dogg Rubber Duck
- Octodog: Hot Dog to Octopus Converter
This was fun! I may do this every week... "White Elephant Wednesdays"...
2 comments:
I saw the yodeling pickle in a shop in Brookside---dime store?
But,I think your dad needs those bacon band-aids---wonder if they smell like bacon, too?
ha ha haaaaa GOOD STUFF.
and i have to say i laughed seeing the snoop dogg rubber duck. i am sooooo sick of EVERYTHING being turned into a RUBBER DUCK! it's sort of like the peeing calvins now. just like calvin now pees on everything under the sun, EVERYTHING has been rubber ducky-ized.
enough already. a bear's a bear. a duck's a duck. you don't need to put a duck bill & a duck body on a bear in order to make it a tub toy. [can you TELL it's a PET PEEVE of mine????] just take notice when you're out shopping... you'll see what i mean. and that snoop-dogg duckie was just the icing on the cake!
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